Edobles Couch Locked Gummies
From the Vendor: Ready to forget the world and melt away at home? Our Couch Locked Gummies, made from a potent blend of three intensely relaxing cannabinoids, are here to help you forget all about those pesky, stress-inducing situations that have got you on edge.
From the Vendor: Ready to forget the world and melt away at home? Our Couch Locked Gummies, made from a potent blend of three intensely relaxing cannabinoids, are here to help you forget all about those pesky, stress-inducing situations that have got you on edge— including your mother-in-law’s visit next week— and help you kick back and relax how you deserve. These square, sugar-covered gummies in a delicious Açai flavor will help you turn your couch into your happy place— a happy place you’ll never want to leave!
With a mind-blowing lineup of Delta 8, Delta 9, and THCP you might want to call out of work for the whole week, because you’ll experience such euphoric mental sedation and bodily relaxation, only enhanced by a strong psychoactive buzz, that you’ll find yourself struggling to even get up to pee. As a matter of fact, our Couch Locked Gummies are the strongest member of our Euphoria Edibles family, and trust us when we say, it’s for good reason. We’ve been locked to the couch for a while now ourselves.
If your life is moving way too fast and you’re trying to get off the ride for a minute, you’re gonna love these gummies. Just sit back, turn on your TV, and be sure to keep a bag of chips nearby, because these gummies will give you the munchies like a mofo. You’ll discover the unique, intense effects that come from the entourage effect, a natural phenomenon that occurs when cannabinoids work in synergy to enhance each other. You may also discover the synergy that occurs between your backside and the couch, when the perfect indentation is created.
We’re talking all-natural, American-grown hemp, enhanced by even more hemp all with the ultimate goal of taking your mind and body to relaxation station! Like all our products, our Açai Couch Locked gummies are third-party lab tested for safety and purity.